I erred today.
"To err is human; to forgive, divine".
The English poet Alexander Pope penned this line in his work, "An essay on criticism". This was a very long-winded work which I have started a couple of times but have never finished.
I may some day.
The English poet Alexander Pope penned this line in his work, "An essay on criticism". This was a very long-winded work which I have started a couple of times but have never finished.
I may some day.
In "An
essay on criticism" Pope was
expressing his thoughts on critics and other poets and writers of his time. It
is a rather bitter and lengthy piece of writing,
Alexander wrote
this more than 300 years ago. Pope didn't actually coin the term, "To
err is human". It is an English translation of a much older Latin
proverb. "Errare humanum est". Pope just added the "To
forgive, divine" bit.
There are a
couple of other fairly well known lines from Pope's "An essay on
criticism". These are, "A little learning is dangerous" and
"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread". He was a bit of a
legend.
It is not a
bad word. Err. I like it. The Latin "errare" meant to
wander or go astray. It is also the verb form of the word 'error' which pretty
much means the same thing. It is also an often and commonly used type of
pausing word or a response when someone says something to you and you don't
quite no how to respond. You say 'Err".
This is how I
erred today.
I was out in
the mayhem of the Orchard Road shopping district today. I was sitting outside
having a cool drink and a cigarette when a young Singaporean man approached me.
He reached out to give me a plastic flower and he told me, "Jesus loves
you"
I was sipping
the last of my lime juice when he approached me and my initial verbal response
was "Err". So I erred. My mental response was, "Argh".
I do not like being confronted by random Christians.
I noticed that
there were a cluster of young Singaporeans wandering around the area and all of
them were clutching plastic flowers. They were handing them out to passers by
and to people like me who were sitting down in the smokers area. They were all
attired the same in plain black trousers, black shoes and bright orange
tee-shirts upon which were emblazoned the words "JESUS LOVES YOU".
Front and back and in black bold lettering. They were all bespectacled and
looked to be very clean-cut and blissfully happy Singaporeans. My best guess
was that they were a Christian movement as they were all saying "Jesus
loves you" as they were handing out their plastic flowers.
I had a
cigarette in one hand and my near finished cup of lime juice in the other so I
couldn't really accept the flower from the chap who approached me. I smiled an "Hello"
though.
"Jesus
loves you", the young man repeated and he again thrust the plastic flower towards me
"I am
not sure that he does" I responded.
I refused to
drop either my cigarette or my lime juice to accept the flower.
"He
does lah" the smiling Singaporean repeated.
"How
do you know lah?" I enquired.
"He
loves us all"
"All
of us?" I asked.
"He
loves us all" the bespectacled Singaporean beamed.
"He
loves Kim Jong Un and Bashar Al-Assad?"
"All
of us"
"And he
loves evil people like pedophiles and rapists and murderers?" I persisted.
"Yes" the young fella asserted
although he didn't sound so assured anymore.
"And
he loved Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, Hosni Mubarak, John Cameron, Julia
Gillard and George Bush?" I continued - reeling off the first few evil
dictators that came to mind.
I was
beginning to enjoy myself a bit now.
The poor young
fellow withdrew the hand holding the flower now and he gave me a blank stare.
This is a fairly common response in Singapore that I am quite used to.
"I met
Jesus a couple of weeks ago you know" I told the stunned Singaporean Christian. I
wanted to add a little to his state of bewilderment. I did actually meet a guy
named Jesus. I wrote about this in a piece I titled, "Jesus and the
Thunderbolts"
"You
met Jesus?" the young fellow asked. His tone and expression was one of mixed
wonderment and uncertainty.
"I
did"
I asserted.
"We
had a coffee and a smoke at Starbucks in Novena and we watched a thunderstorm
together. He told me that the correct pronunciation of his name was 'Yaysoos'
but he didn't mention anything about loving me".
This is all
true. I did meet a Mexican guy whose name was Jesus. We talked a bit about
lightning and thunderstorms in Singapore but he definitely did not mention
anything that suggested that he loved me. I would have remembered this.
The poor young
guy seemed a little baffled by my comments so he moved onto a rather gruff
looking western fella who was also smoking a cigarette and was sitting a few
meters down from me.
I watched the
young Christian Singaporean endeavor to hand his plastic flower to this bloke.
He said "Jesus loves you" to him and I nearly choked on the
remainder of my lime juice when the man grabbed the plastic flower from the
nice young man's hand and threw it to the ground. He told the poor Christian
boy to "Fuck off" in a very loud voice. He said this in a
broad cockney English accent so it sounded more like "Fook off".
I didn't think
that this was called for. I also doubted very much that Jesus would love him
after such an act. Neither the Jesus referred to in the Bible not the Mexican
bloke that I shared a coffee and a cigarette with in Starbucks a couple of
weeks ago.
I stubbed my
cigarette out and as I walked past the rude Cockney bastard I paused and
stooped and picked up the plastic flower and I tucked it behind my ear.
"Jesus
will never love you" I remarked as I walked away.
"You
fuck off an all" he said to me.
I just laughed
and continued on.
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